翻译：兔子酱
校对：觉得校对好好玩但是这样就把自己剧透一脸了感觉身体被掏空的po
美洲狮 Mountain lions,
美国最厉害的食肉动物之一 one of north America's most powerful predators,
由于人们长期的猎扑 are making their presence known again after decades of hunting
如今它们已经濒临灭绝 brought them to near extinction.
这一人与自然激烈的矛盾 A number of recent clashes with humans
引起了人们对大型猫科动物的关注 is causing concern about the return of the large cats.
我们的Clark记者 Reporter Penelope Clark went out with the team
跟随斯坦福大学的野生动物学家团队 of wildlife biologist from Stanford university
对加州北部的一头进行了追踪报导 tracking mountain lions in northern California.
首先让我来介绍一下 Clark : When Brendan dugan, a field biologist
Brendan dugan教授是这样追踪狮子的 with Stanford university,tracks mountain lions,
第一步是带上两只受过特别训练的 his first step is to unleash two specially trained bluetick
猎浣熊犬 coonhounds.
通常来说美洲狮的踪迹是很难找到的 Dugan : Cougars prowl almost invisibly around here
但是如果追踪的环境很好的话 but if tracking conditions are good--
比如在下过一场大雪之后之类的， like after a light snowfall or something
我们的狗也许能够嗅到它们的位置 and a dog picks up a fresh scent,can usually find one.
几个小时之后，猎犬便发现一只 Clark : After a few hours, the dogs discover a cat
我们开始跟踪 and give chase.
找到了 Dugan : There we go.
它们在一颗树上，看到了吗？ They got them caught up in a tree up there, see?
他们除了爬树，还可以 He's way up there,but they're actually
跳跃20英尺高度 able to jump about 20 feet.
嗨 把安全带系上 Hey, put your seat belt on.
我鸡到 I know.
我只是想拿这个 I was just picking this up.
那是我的圣经 It's my Bible.
这个奖章是干什么用的？ what's the medallion?
这是。。。我的生日礼物 That's um-- for my birthday.
我的戒酒纪念日礼物 For my sobriety birthday.
那。。是啥意思 Well-- what's that mean?
意思就是说我有多久没有喝过酒了 Meaning, how many years i haven't had a drink.
他们说 你开始戒酒以后 They say-- and after you get sober--
你有多久没喝酒就是你的年龄 the number of years you have sober is your maturity level.
所以 我才6岁 So I'm six years old.
比你现在还小 You're older than I am.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系 It's all right.
我包里有牙刷 There's toothpaste in my bag.
你这样刷是不对的 You're going to ruin your gums brushing like that.
为啥 Why?
让我告诉你 Here, let me get it.
这样 All right.
上下刷 懂没？ You want to go down, start at the gums, and go down, see?
你试试 And then at the bottom, you go up.
一上一下 Start at the gum line,go down-- down strokes.
这样 Yup.
远离牙龈 Away from the gums.
嘿 把煎饼吃掉 Hey, eat your pancakes.
远足需要能量 It'll give you energy for the hike.
Alex只吃了一半的法国烤面包片 Alex only ate half his French toast.
是啊 他小 Well, he's smaller.
我们可以沿着瀑布走下去 ？ Can we go down the waterfall?
不 笨笨 No, stupid.
我们会摔死的 We'd die.
听着，我们是不能沿着瀑布下去的 Look, you can't go down the waterfall.
瀑布很大，水流很急 It's very big, very powerful, and there's
而且底下还有石头 rocks at the bottom.
如果有一个人 And every once in a while somebody
被困在了水流之中 gets trapped in the current at the top
它们就会被冲到另一头 and they do go over the side.
然后就摔死了？ And they die?
是啊 Yup.
我可不想摔死 I don't want to die.
谁都会死的 Everyone dies.
那就不走那了 I'm not going to.
你总有一天也会死的 You're going to freaking die.
你可以顺着瀑布下去 然后摔死 You can go down the waterfall and die.
请问碟子可以收了吗？ All done here, guys?
嗯 Yeah.
听着 你们倆还会活很长时间的 Listen, neither of you is going to die for a very long time.
就算是你死了，你也不必去Yosemite 明白不？ And when do, you don't have to go to yosemite, ok?
当你死了之后，可以去任何你想去的地方 When you die, you can go wherever you want.
那我想去荣德宝 Roundtable?
你想去吃荣德宝披萨？ You want to go to roundtable pizza?
孩子们，跟上 Come on, guys.
Chris 小心一点 Chris, be careful.
等等我 Wait for me.
Chris，等我一下 Chris, wait up.
等我一起走嘛 Wait up.
放开我 Get off me.
嗨！ Hey!
你这是干嘛 What are you doing?
他先弄的我 He pushed me first.
我才没有 Did not.
嗨 Hey.
我说过要你照顾他的 I told you to look after him.
他先弄我的 He did it first.
你没事儿吧？ Are you ok?
嗯？ You ok?
走吧 Come on.
来吧 Chris Come on, Chris.
渴么 Water?
嗯 Sure.
我先去旁边看看 I'm going to go explore.
亲爱的上帝，我有罪 Dear god, I know I have sinned.
有时候 我会想让我的弟弟没有出生 Sometimes I just wish my brother didn't exist.
我..我希望，我可以在我死之前做一些好事 I-- I hope that I do something good before I die.
阿门 Amen.
爸爸 我们不是从这来的 Dad, that's not the way we came.
没事儿 我们走这里 All right, let's-- we'll go this way.
这条路更近一些 It'll be faster.
但这条路不对吖 It's not the right way.
你们在这里等我一会 You guys wait here.
看好你弟弟 Go with your brother.
走吧 Let's go.
来 Come on.
我们走吧 Come on.
没事的 It's ok.
没事儿的 It's ok.
好了 All right.
脏死了 我们都要去洗澡 好不？ We are dirty boys, so we're all going to take showers, ok?
谁先洗 Who wants to be first?
我们能给妈妈打电话吗？ Can we call mom?
这时候有些晚了 明白吗？ It's too late to call mom, ok?
那你要打给警察蜀黍吗？ Are you going to call the police?
我们可以吃完东西后再打 We can call the rangers after we eat.
好吧 Ok.
我现在就打 I'll call now.
嗨 可以帮我转接负责人吗？ Hi, may I have the ranger station please?
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨 Hi.
我是这边的一个游客 I'm a guest over at the uh-- ahwahnee.
我和我的正太们 Um,I was walking with my boys um,
早些时候我们在镜湖的旁边 near mirror lake earlier today and we
发现一些烧过的灰烬 came across a burning pile.
看起来 There was a skeleton.
像是肋骨和腿 Just ribcage and feet.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我们在707房间 We're in 707.
我叫Peterson Peterson.
灰常感谢 Thank you very much.
晚安 Have a good night.
他说听起来也许是头熊 It sounds like it was a bear.
我觉得是人的 It was human.
负责人说是熊 The rangers said it was a bear that
之前人们都有喂它所以它变得很友好 was getting too friendly because people were feeding it
所以他们不得不射杀它 so they had to shoot it.
它都已经变得很友好了，那为啥还要杀了它 If it was getting friendly, then why did they shoot it?
因为熊和人在表达友好的方式上 Because bears and people have different ways
有很大的区别 of being friendly.
那么 Now come on.
谁先洗澡？ 你？ Who's going to take the first shower-- you?
期待您的来电 Waiting for you to call.
我是猎人，你就是我的猎物 I am a hunter, you are the prey.
让我像你展现我的身体，告诉你 Let me wrap my body around you and tell
我好饥渴 I'm hungry and thirsty.
*** F*ck me.
那么你们鸡到你们是肿么来的吗？ So you guys know how babies are made?
我想我知道 I think so.
真的？ Yeah?
怎么来的？ How?
就是男人和女人不穿衣服然后在浴室 The man and the woman get naked in the bath together.
谁告诉你的？ Who told you that?
Nicole说的 My friend Nicole.
其实吧，Nicole说的不对 Well, Nicole's wrong.
的确是裸体的 但是不必在浴室 You do get naked, but you don't have to get into the bath.
一般来说你会在床上 Usually you do it in the bed.
为啥？ Why?
这样更舒服些 It's more comfortable there.
为什么他们要光着身子呢？ Why are they naked?
那是因为你需要光着身子 They're naked because the man needs
（你懂得） to put his penis in the woman's vagina.
什么？ What?
好恶心 That's gross.
是啊 是啊 I know.
当然如果你们是彼此相爱的话，你就不会觉得恶心了 Well it's not gross if you love each other.
就像你和妈妈？ You and mom?
是啊，我们就是这样把你们制造粗来的 Yeah, that's how we made you guys.
现在还会么？ Do you still do it?
不会了 No.
但是我们仍然爱着对方的 But we still love each other in our own way.
但是妈妈并不这样认为 That's not what mom says.
现在上下刷 Now do it from the gum and go down.
对 就像这样 Yeah, just like that.
上下刷 Down, down, near the bottom-- do the bottom one.
好了 All right.
刷完了？ You done?
好了 来吧 Ok, come on.
Mooshoo, mooshoo,mooshoo, moo--
Alex 别闹 Alex, come on.
快停下 Stop.
谢了 Jasmine Thank you, Jasmine.
你好 Hello.
嗨 Lindsay Hey, Lindsay.
你好 Hello.
让我看看你的口袋 Empty your pockets, son.
为什么？ Why?
你没有藏什么东西？ Why, you got something to hide?
没 No.
那让我看看 Then empty your pockets.
给我 Give me.
快 Come on.
另一只 Other one.
嗨！ Hey!
好啊 Well.
这是我的 It's mine.
在你付钱之前，这还不是你的东西 This is not yours until you pay for it.
绝对没有 I swear it's true.
这是我妈妈之前给我的 My mom bought it for me the other day.
编 编 编 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
过来 Come with me.
我发誓 是别人给我的 I swear, the Chinese man was working.
编 Just-- Chinese, yeah.
站在那里，不要动 Stand over there and don't move.
你妈妈的电话是什么？ What's your phone number?
为什么？ Why?
因为我要把这件事告诉你妈妈 I'm going to call your mom and tell her what you did.
懂没 Come on.
我要告诉你妈妈 I'm calling your mom.
她的电话是多少 What's the number?
算了吧 伙计 It's all right, man.
我帮他付钱 I'll pay for it.
你们认识？ You two know each other?
不认识 只是几块糖而已 No, it's just a piece of gum, you know?
所以你要教会他 And you're going to teach him that it's
付钱离开监狱是一件正确的事情，对吗 ok to pay to get out of jail, huh?
60美分 60 cents.
谢了 Thank you.
但是你记着 But let me tell you, I never want
我不想再看到你出现在我的商店里面 to see you in my store again.
明白吗？ You understand?
这人真衰 That guy sucked.
他真吝啬 He was really mean.
你并不用再来他这了 知道吗？ You don't need his stupid store, you know?
我家里有很多很多漫画 I have-- I have plenty of comics at home.
你住在哪儿？ Where do you live?
中学附近 Near the high school.
我妈不准我走那么远 I'm not walk allowed to walk past down this street.
不过 你可以过来 之后我开车送你肥家 Well you-- come over and I'll drive you home after.
来吧 Come on.
漫画都在上面 随便看 My comics are on the shelf if you want to check them out.
你想读粗来吗？ You want to read out loud?
并不想 No.
让我看看 Let me see.
你要不要试试？ You want to try that one?
棒棒哒 Very good.
奥！ Ow!
啊！ Ow!
Joe 肿么肥事？ Joe, what's going on?
他掐我 He's bothering me.
他先弄我的 He started it.
得了 你们两只上外面去 All right, both of you-- outside right now.
你们两个别想再坐在一起了 You two are not going to be able to sit next to each other
我不准你们再跟对方说话 and I don't want you talking to each other--
他先弄我的 but he started it.
直到你们学会互相尊重 Until you learn to be respectful towards each other.
现在道歉吧 Now apologize.
抱歉 Joe I'm sorry, Joe.
你好？ hello?
她现在不在 She's not here right now.
去参加一个会议 She's at an engineering conference.
这周都是我照顾Joe I'm taking care of Joe this week.
Joe做了啥？ What did Joe do?
明白了 I see.
我会告诉他们的 I'll let them know.
表表 Bitch.
是谁？ Who was that?
Ted的妈妈 It was Ted's mom.
他说不让你和Ted玩了 She says she doesn't want you playing at their house
因为今天在学校发生的事 anymore because of what happened at school today.
你做了啥？ What did you do?
没什么 Nothing.
确定？ Are you sure?
Joe.
不用你管 Mind your own business.
嗨 Hey.
你走路过来的？ You walked all the way here?
我沿着火车轨走过来 So I just followed the train tracks to the high school.
要苏打么？宝宝 You want a soda, buddy?
嗯 Yeah.
我能挑一个漫画吗？ Can I pick a comic?
当然 Sure.
以后过来的时候路上要小心 I hope you're careful on the way over here.
嗯 Yeah.
我不想让你受伤 I don't want you getting hurt.
嗯 我爸爸告诉我，当他小的时候 Yeah my dad told me that when he was little,
一个女人被火车撞了 a woman got hit by a train.
并不是变成肉饼 But instead of bouncing off and lying there in one piece,
而是炸开了 she exploded.
好可怕 That's terrible
是啊 yeah.
你爸爸可能是想告诉你 Your dad is probably trying to tell you
他不想让你在火车轨附近玩 he doesn't want you walking on the train tracks.
嗯 Yeah.
他不和我们住一起了 He doesn't live at home anymore.
他去哪儿了？ Where does he live?
在森尼韦尔 In sunnyvale.
你可以当Bobby You can be Bobby.
"Help!
起开 Get off.
不要碰我 Get off of me.
抱歉 Sorry.
有点晚了 It's getting late.
我该走了 I should probably go.
是啊 是有些晚了 Yeah, it's getting pretty late, huh?
嗯啊 Mm-hmm.
拜拜 Henry Bye, Henry.
拜拜 Joe 回头见 All right Joe, see you.
晚上见 I'll see you tonight.
拜 Bye.
你笑啥 Why are you smiling?
没事儿 No reason.
呃 Ew.
你干啥 What are you doing?
没啥 Nothing.
这什么玩意 What is it?
恶心死了 Stop playing with it.
别闹了 Stop it!
看 伤口又流血了吧 Come here, you're bleeding.
我一会儿就肥来 I'll be back in a few minutes.
亲爱的上帝 ，我今天为你在石头上面赤脚行走 Dear god, I walked on the rocks for you today.
希望你有好好地照顾Don I hope you're taking good care of don
这样我死后能够再见到他 so when I die i can see him again.
我非常想念他 I miss him a lot.
晚安 Good night.
啊! Ow!
我的宝宝！ Oh my goodness!
打 打 打！ Fight, fight, fight, fight.
停下 Boys, stop.
Ted, Ted, Ted!
够了 That's enough.
你们两个快停下 Enough, both of you.
够了 That's enough.
嗨 宝宝 Hey, bud.
嗨 Hey.
你怎么不穿鞋啊 Got your shoes off.
我快渴死了 I'm thirsty.
这儿 喝吧 Here, drink.
你闻起来像香烟 You smell like cigarettes.
好闻吗 Is that a good smell?
嗯 Yeah.
学校肿么样 How was school?
我惹麻烦了 I got in trouble.
为什么？ Why?
我朋友 Ted My friend Ted.
他肿么了？ What about him?
又开始玩那无聊的游戏 He started playing the game again.
啥游戏？ What's the game?
其实并不算是游戏 It's not really a game.
怎么讲？ What is it?
你们互相做什么？ What do you do to each other?
互相乱打？ You punch each other?
不 No.
他欺负你吗 Does he kick you.
不是 No.
掐你？ Does he pinch you?
嗯 Yeah.
就像这样 掐你这人 And then you go like this, and you pinch him here.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 Uh-huh.
然后你怎么办？ And what you do back?
反击 Same thing.
你知道你不必陪他玩这个的 Well you know you don't have to play that game with Ted
如果你不喜欢的话 if you don't want to.
我是不喜欢 I don't want to.
我爸爸之前就读给我听 My dad used to read to me.
是吗？ Oh yeah?
他现在不和你们住在一起了 是吗？ Well he lives in sunnyvale now, right?
我弟弟去世后 他就离开了 He lived with me before my brother died.
他得了脑膜炎 He got meningitis from his kindergarten teach.
我妈妈一直都在怪我爸爸 My mom always says my dad was sleeping when he was supposed
怪他没有在睡觉之前照看好我弟弟 to check on my little brother.
不然弟弟就不会死了 And that's how my little brother died.
我很抱歉 宝宝 I'm really sorry to hear that, bud.
我们继续？ Shall we keep reading?
好 Yeah.
你相当夜魔么？ You want to be night crimson?
想 Sure.
我希望我可以是Andy Altman I wish I could be Andy Altman.
如果我是夜魔 我就有不死之身 Then I could be night crimson and I'd never have to die.
你想的话 我可以叫你Andy Well I'll call Andy if you want?
好啊 Sure.
你要在天黑前肥家 明白吗？ You going to make it home before dark?
嗯 Yeah.
我可以抽一口吗？ Can I try your cigarette?
下次把 宝宝 Maybe next time, Andy.
你会再过来的 是吗？ You're going to come back, right?
嗯 Yeah.
我喜欢陪着你 I like it when you visit me.
我也是 Me too.
给 Here.
这是啥？ What's this?
被火车压过的 It's flat from the train.
你能保守我们的密码吗 I don't want you getting in trouble for crossing Alma.
会的 I won't tell.
好的 Ok.
拜 Bye.
回头见 Joe See you, Joe.
Shrimp 吃饭了 Shrimp,it's dinnertime.
Shrimp?
来了 Coming.
我做了个噩梦 I had a bad dream.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
在聊天 Talking to some friends on the computer.
所有的信息都是通过电话线 All the information comes through the phone lines,
互联着每个人 and it connects everybody in the well,
然后就可以聊天 and their computers together, and we can talk.
很酷 是吧？ It's pretty cool, huh?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你不和Joe玩了？ You and Joe not been getting along?
嗯 No.
为什么 Why?
他不想和我做朋友了 He doesn't want to be friends anymore.
你知道他弟弟刚刚去世 对吗？ You know he's been going through a hard time, right?
明白吗？ Does it seem that way?
没事儿的 试着找个新朋友 好吗？ It's going to be ok but you gotta some sleep buddy, ok?
好 Ok.
去碎觉吧 Let's go to bed.
去吧 I'll tuck you in.
晚安 宝贝 Good night, bud.
晚安 爸爸 Good night, dad.
你妈妈说我应该送你回家的 Your mom said i should walk you home.
我自己没事的 I'm fine on my own.
他得到了魔戒，变得超级强大 He gets the ring and becomes super powerful.
他们叫他咕噜魔鬼和他统治的人 They call him the gollum devil and he rules over everyone.
所有的霍比特人变成咕噜 All the hobbits become like gollum.
哇，所以他们都变成了邪恶的？ Whoa, so they all become evil?
是啊 Yeah.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
好的 Ok.
拜 See you.
嗨 亲爱的 Hey sweetie.
今天Chris送你肥家了吗？ Did Chris walk you home today?
你看到Charlie了吗？ Have you seen Charlie?
它应该就在附近吧 Well, he's around here somewhere.
Charlie.
我咕噜的魔鬼 I am the gollum devil.
你们看Indiana Jones的电影没？ So did you guys see the second Indiana Jones movie?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
伙计们，你们想在课间休息时踢足球吗 Guys, do you want to play football at recess?
好啊 Sure.
你不应高叫 Joe Douglas Your name shouldn't be Joe Douglas,
应该叫 Joe *** it should be Joe dickless.
Joe *** (脏话） Joe dickless is scared shitless.
嗨，蠢蛋 看着我 Hey, dick face, look at me.
可怜的蠢蛋 We're sorry Mr. dick face.
我妈妈能做更好吃的就好了 I hope my mom makes me better stuff.
这真难吃 I hate this.
嗨 Daniel Hey Daniel.
嗨 Hey.
这是 Ted？ Is this Ted?
嗯 Yeah.
广播：发现一只狮子 Radio: A mountain lion was spotted
今天白天在帕洛阿尔托加州火车站附近 in broad daylight near the palo alto caltrain station today.
一大批驯养动物被曝失踪 A number of domestic animals have been reported missing.
当局试图抓捕这些动物 Authorities have attempted to capture the animals,
打目前为止的抓捕尝试 and so far have had no luck shooting tranquilizer darts
都失败了 at it and missing each attempt.
真是一群无能的白痴 What a bunch of incompetent idiots.
三次都失败了 Listen, three times.
也是醉了 Those darts are tricky.
Ted的喵找不到了 Ted's cat is missing.
是吗？ Is he?
那喵长的什么样子？ What does he looks like?
它是棕色的 He's an orange tabby.
嗯？ Yeah?
你有贴寻喵启示吗？ You going to put a poster up?
还没 正准备贴 Not yet, I'm going to.
如果没人来接你 If you know that there's no one from your family
最好和别的小伙伴一起走 picking you up, I want you to walk with another person.
别必要恐慌 一切都会好的 There's no need to panic, everything will be fine.
警察们正在山上 The police are removing the mountain lion
抓那只狮子 to its natural habitat.
有问题吗？ Any questions?
Nicole?
为什么那个狮子要来帕洛阿尔托啊？ Why did it come to palo alto?
这是个好问题 That's a good question.
他来到帕洛阿尔托因为这里比较空旷 It came to palo alto because the city has been spreading,
有一大片荒野 it's been moving into the wilderness area.
因为狮子需要一个很大的栖息地 And the mountain lion needs a very large habitat.
但是他来这里 It's come down and spread into the suburbs
会对我们很危险 as we've moved into its area.
你呢？ Yes?
那狮子在这里能吃什么啊？ What does the mountain lion eat in palo alto?
据我所知，他不会留在市内的 From what I understand,it's not really
他不会在这里寻找食物 coming into the suburbs of palo alto
而是去找到有水的地方 to eat, but to really find water.
所以我希望你们大家放学直接回家，注意好安全 So I would like you to go straight home, be safe,
明天会照常上课的 and I will see you tomorrow.
好可怕啊 Hilarious.
我的天 Oh my god.
嗨 Hi.
想和我们一起吗？ You want us to walk with you?
不了 我觉得还是做校车比较安全 No, I think it's safer to take the bus.
Ted的喵被狮子吃了 Ted's cat was killed by the mountain lion.
真的？ Really?
嗯 Yeah.
好可怕 That's crazy.
我们该走了 We should probably go.
好 Ok.
拜 Bye.
你觉得他喜欢我吗？ Do you think he likes me?
爸爸 Dad?
你觉得Charlie还活着吗？ Did Charlie die?
过来 Come here.
我们不确定 但是不排除这种可能 We don't know for sure but most likely yes.
看看这个 Check this out.
你好 "Hello.
我是Charlie喵的灵魂 I am the ghost of a cat named Charlie.
我来寻找其他的喵 I have come here to contact the ghost or other cats."
然后我们等等看 And now we wait.
你为啥都不睡觉的？ Why don't you ever sleep?
不想睡 I can't fall asleep.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
为什么？ Why?
就象这样 我患有失眠症 Go like this, go like that, and then you go, I have insomnia.
我患有失眠症 I have insomnia.
这意味着我睡不着 It means I can't fall asleep.
我是豆豆鬼 I am the ghost of bean.
我死于1983年 I died peacefully in my sleep in 1983
希望在天堂能遇到Charlie喵 and hope to see Charlie in heaven.
Charlie喵的鬼魂是真的？ Is Charlie's ghost real?
啊 其实 No, not really.
并不是 I guess not.
但有可能是真的？ But a little real?
我觉得我们应该玩宇宙复仇者 I think we should play cosmic avengers.
我们可以玩扑克 You know we could play poker and Blackjack
因为我们平时很少有机会可以玩这个的 because we're not going to get a chance to actually play poker.
Daniel在哪儿？ Where's Daniel?
他去参加活动 He works at the va on wednesdays.
你好 Hello?
嗯 挺好的 Yeah, I'm fine.
嗯 他在这 Yeah, he's here.
好的 Ok.
晚上见 See you tonight.
是谁？ Who was it?
我妈妈 My mom.
Alex很害怕 Alex is scared.
他在舞蹈室和她在一起 He's at the dance studio with her.
给你看样东西？ You want to see something?
润滑她的快乐 Lubricated for her pleasure?
哇 Whoa.
这是真的？ Is it real?
产自越南的 Is it from Vietnam?
对方进攻了 Take game fire.
找掩护 Get in cover.
进攻 Taking every fire.
嗨 看 是蠢蛋 Hey look, it's dickless.
你想干嘛？ What do you want?
啊 该死的 Oh shit.
我们要去射杀狮子 We're going to hunt the mountain lion.
你不敢去 Unless you're too scared.
胆小鬼 Yeah dickless.
滚开 Fuck off.
蹲下 Get down.
妹的 Shit.
他们会看到咱们的 Someone's going to see us.
停下 Stop.
好了 Ok.
走吧 Let's go.
Hmm.
这就是他要对Ted做的事情 That's what he'll do with Ted.
嗨 Hey.
不，他可能会和你一起做 Chris No, he'll probably do it with you, Chris.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
有意思 Funny.
不会吧？ Really?
你喜欢小受受？ Do you like wimps?
给 Here.
这就像打地鼠 It's like whack-a-mole.
是啊 Yeah.
哔哩哔哩 Boom boom boom!
当心！ Get down!
Pow!
Boom!
Let's go!
Pow pow pow!
Let's go, let's go!
这是什么 What was that?
那什么都没有 There's nothing there?
把保险打开 Turn the safety off.
Ow!
啊 糟糕 Oh, shit!
你没事吧？ You ok?
你们这熊孩子想什么呢？ What the hell were you thinking about?
我们要去医院 We're going to go to the hospital.
我和他们说 是我带你们去打猎 We're going to tell them we took you hunting
这是个意外 and then we had an accident.
明白不？ Is that understood?
很幸运只是轻伤 You boys are lucky it was just a graze.
相信你们都听说了 So I'm sure that you've heard that the mountain
狮子昨晚被杀了 lion was killed last night.
警察蜀黍也没办法 It's such a shame that the police
不得不杀死这样一个美丽的生物 had to kill such a beautiful and majestic creature.
所以现在我们 It might be nice now to take some time
深深怀念狮子 to honor the life of this mountain lion.
我们闭上眼睛 We'll close our eyes and bow our heads
为它沉默 and take a moment of silence for that.
嗨 Hey.
一起走？ Wanna go?
我可以帮你 I can help.
Chris没和你一起？ Chris isn't with you?
没 No.
你想来我家玩吗？ Do you wan to come to my house?
不行 Can't.
我要去见我的朋友 I'm going to a friends.
什么朋友 What friend?
你不认识的 You don't know him.
我可有魔水晶 I have the dark crystal.
好吧 我来 Ok, I'll come.
你知道吗 当你对魔水晶说话的时候 Did you know about the guy who does
他会回应 the voices on sesame street?
然后把你吸进魔水晶 Arthur does the voices of the sketches from the dark crystal.
真的？ Really?
嗯 Yeah.
哦对了，我听说他也不神秘 Oh yeah, I heard that he also does the mystics.
你的腿肿么样了？ How's your leg?
还好 It's ok.
Ew.
给你看样东西？ Can I show you something?
好啊 Sure.
我们没有找到Charlie喵，但是我给它做了这个 We never found Charlie, but I made this for him.
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